Where did we leave it last time? Oh, yes, visas due three days before we left for the US. Except they weren't ready. We hadn't provided the No Objection Certificate from the Indian government. So there we were, on the Thursday, with tickets to fly to the US on the Saturday morning and our passports in the Indian consulate. Of course you can have them back: just fill in this request and it will take 48 hours. That would be Saturday , then. Correct.You are closed on Saturday. Correct. But our flight leaves on Saturday. Not our problem.
After an agonising wait of a few hours, the passports actually arrived back at the visa agent. We kissed them and were on our way.
So, forward three weeks and we head back to England on an overnight flight from Chicago - flying out in another snow storm after another night with the Van Zees - and back to the visa saga. Except this time it's all easy. We had emailed the No Objection letter from the Indian Government; we flew in to Heathrow, hired a car, deposited our passports and a copy of the letter at the agents in Birmingham (only a couple of hours' wait this time) and - behold! - two days later there they were. Flights rebooked overnight and we're ready to go. Should be back in India by Sunday. Whee!